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Well, they knew this at Turnabout already–but I’m goin’ to Hell!

(link via Josiah, at Christusvictor.)

The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell – Limbo!(I believe the current term for “virtuous pagan” is “straight-edge punk”)
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very High
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very Low
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Very Low

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

Update: Meet Christine! (& the habits that are gonna drag her into the pit!) I wonder–is it possible to arrange conjugal visits between the levels?

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Low
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Low

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

Dave

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2 comments

  1. Jesus,

    I’m on the seventh level and falling.

    There’s gotta be a joke there with Jesus and 7. It’s just to late to think about that sort of stuff.

    Cheers,

    Philippe

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